Sybian Ultimate Masturbation Machine Review
Before you get to reading the review I want to warn you about the cost up front
and get that out of the way! The machine itself is built to last a lifetime and can easily be rented out to any
swingers club or lifestyle hotel / house party for $100 a day or more with a 2 day minimum rental to increase
profits and cover week-ends. If there are no Sybians in your local area, you could have quite a nice side business
just renting out your sex machine when not in use. Another option to help make the Sybian more affordable if it's
out of your price range, is to go half and half with other swingers and setup some kind of time share system.
Better yet, hold Sybian parties and be the envy of all your horizontal friends.
How the maker of Sybian
describes his sex machine: "The Sybian provides you the opportunity to be a
consistently orgasmic woman. Sybian is a breakthrough in design. It has two
separate movements. The Vaginal Insert rotates within the vagina and the entire area which contacts the vulva
vibrates, as does the vaginal insert. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation
over a wide range of speeds. Simulated intercourse with Sybian provides
simultaneous, intense stimulation of both the clitoris (external area) and the Grafenberg Spot (internal
area). A provocative development for the sensually adventurous. Built to provide a lifetime of
Need proof that it works? Check out the Sybian
A Sybian owner proudly displays the words SYBIAN on his license
Sybian is for women, as well as couples: There is a section on the Sybian website that I fear doesn't get as much attention as it deserves. It's called
Inventor's Thoughts, it lists a multitude of great tips and advice on how to best use the Sybian. The section is entitled "Videos and DVDs Portray Sybian in Wrong Light!" Since you are most likely reading this review as a
couple, the description shows that even couples can get a lot of benefit by using the Sybian correctly. Let's hear it from the inventor himself: "I have always thought that
using the Sybian is something a couple does together in an intimate embrace. We ship
a stool with every unit and the purpose of the stool is for the partner to sit on it, facing the user, with their
legs wrapped around her and sitting bare skin to bare skin with their arms around each other. In this position the
partner can kiss, caress, massage, whisper encouragement, control the unit and give support. This said, it is not
always best that the partner be present when a woman is using the Sybian for the
first few times. Some women prefer trying it by their self in the beginning. It gives them an opportunity to
experiment, set their own pace and not to feel pressured to perform. I suggest that all partners make this offer.
When she is ready, the user will invite you to participate."
Hot Tip: Sybian inserts should never be stored in
physical contact with any other sex toys or dildo's due to a chemical reaction that might occur and cause materials
to melt and / or deform. Sybian parts will be the victim of this chemical
reaction, not the cause.
Discrete Shipping is Standard Procedure: When you order a sex toy in the mail
always there is the worry of someone finding out how that you are a sexual deviant. The Sybian is no different and
ships in a plain brown cardboard box with the name of the company on it 'Abco Research Associates'. Even your
credit card charge will simply appear as 'Deluxe Exercise Machine' so anyone that gets a-hold of the shipping box
or your credit card bill will be sufficiently fooled and not be aware of your plans for an on-going session of
multiple orgasm seeking experiences!
Who should buy a Sybian? The most obvious use of this sex machine would be in
your home as a stress reliever, multi orgasm generator, marriage saviour, sex life enhancer and so on... While
researching the list of swingers clubs for Swingaling I did not come across one single website that listed a
Sybian as a benefit to becoming a member. If I was a swingers club owner I certainly
would not be leaving that kind of cash on the table... if you need to stand out from the competition, look no
further: Sybian attracts crowds! Hotel take-overs, swingers conventions, house
parties, resort take-overs... all these lifestyle events could add value to their parties by featuring a
Sybian. Need to raise funds for your non-profit lifestyle organization and your
usual grand prize doesn't sell tickets? Try offering a Sybian prize package and
your biggest concern will be running out of tickets to sell.
Hot Tip: Did you know that the Sybian can help
with headaches and stress?
Conclusion: The Sybian has been offering
incredible orgasms for well over 20 years now. Many sex machines have come and gone since then, but Sybian remains the one true sex toy that has the stuff that legends are made of. Who can
forget Carmen Electra trying out the Sybian for the first time on the Howard Stern
show. Whenever a Sybian makes it's appearance at a local swingers club, you can be
sure that you will have a full house that night. I am certain most swingers have heard of the Sybian, maybe even seen one at their local swingers club, but when the real thing comes to
town, it's got the ability to attract real sexy crowds. Consider adding the Sybian to
your sex toy arsenal, you won't regret it.
Review: Sybian for women
Review Date: March 2011
Sybian offers unique rotation and vibration for the ultimate in sexual stimulation. Sybian for women,
Venus 2000, Venus II, Venus for Men, Stress, Headaches, Migraines, Relaxation, Trigger, Reducer, Oxytocin, GMax,
GSpot, RealLike, Dynaflex, Kraton, Latex Free, Non Allergenic, Master Better, MB, Sybaris, Sybarite,
Multi-Orgasmic, David L. Lampert, David Lampert, Abco Research Associates, I Love You Man, Howard Stern, Carmen
Electra, Sybian Lovers, Sybian Maker, Vibrating Saddle, Sybian Lounge, Sybian Movies, Sybian Review, Demo Video,
Sybian DVD, Sybian Movie, Sybian Video, Glad ID, Millennium ID, ForPlay Cleanser, Vaginal Inserts, C-Flex,
Lifetime, Credit Card, Lay-a-way, Wire Transfer, Cashiers Cheques, Money Orders